Back in 2004, I received a call from a woman and after giving her my shtick, she asked me, “When is my Johnny coming back to me?”
In order to take more time (charging $6.99 per minute) I asked her Johnny’s date of birth and the last time she was intimate with him, so my spirit guide could contact with his spirit.
She quickly said, “June 23, 1972”
Thinking that was Johnny’s complete birth date, I asked her again when she was last intimate with Johnny. She told me, “1972”.
I had to get things straight with her as I was a bit confused. She began by telling me that she met this man back in 1972 after a concert in which Johnny was playing. She slept with him the same day and he tried to go his own way.
She persisted in seeing him in every local concert he played. He didn’t care about her.
She even moved into the same gated community and followed him to concerts when he was local. Johnny had to pass pictures of this stalker to security whenever he has a gig.
Years passed and he got married. She didn’t take the hint. She persisted in stalking him. She followed him when he moved to Upstate New York and again to New Jersey. She even told me that she married a man to get him jealous. When he had kids, she got pregnant to get his attention.
A number of ‘Protection Orders’ and she still never backed off.
Now we are in 2004. She divorced her husband and now spends weekends in her husband’s parent’s basement and weekdays at her husband’s place. Her 11-year-old daughter rather stay with her father than her mom. She could never hold a job to save her life. Johnny keeps getting ‘Protection Orders’ when the one before expires.
Johnny is still in a band and travels to Europe and all over the United States. He has 3 kids and is still married with his wife of 14 years.
Do you still want a side piece?