My Life As A Phone Psychic #1

After my divorce and after September 11th I became so depressed that I never left my apartment for years. After some time, a friend took pity on me and signed me up as a phone psychic. I laughed, telling this man that I was not a psychic. He then told me that all I had to do was tell people what they want to hear. This was very perplexing to me because, I thought that, in order for me to tell someone what they want to hear, I would have to know them and know what they want to hear in order for me to say those things. When I told him this he laughed and said it’s not that hard and I’m making it harder than it really is.
 
So, I started and very soon I was the top 30 of the over 10,000 psychics they had on board. I found out very quickly that 95% of my callers were female and 4% were gay men (female mind set) and the one question they ALWAYS asked every single time is, “Does he love me?” This is what narcissistic women want to know. They have no responsibility to have their own reasoning and understanding they need someone to figure it out for them.
 
Before long, I had a complete speech for callers before they even said a single word. I would tell them that the spirits were telling me that they were loving, caring, giving and sharing all the time and they never bother to give to themselves. I’d then tell them to take one day to pamper them self with a manicure, pedicure, facial and massage because she deserves that. What woman would hang up at $6.99 per minute. (I would get slightly less than that as my cut.)
 
I would also say to them that there is 2 main men in their life; one that is pushing towards her but she does not want anything to do with him and another one that may be drifting away. They would definitely concur stating that the one in their life was their husband or boyfriend and the man that maybe drifting away is the man they really wanted. It is easy to read simple minds.
 
It was April 7, 2003 and I got a call from a woman from upstate New York. She had a whisper of a voice as she told me about this man that she wanted in her life named Russell. She would tell me how much she was in love with this man and she asked me if Russell loved her and have received her letters. I said that in fact, he did and that he carried one letter in particular in his pocket every day. She was pleased to hear that.
 
She then told me that today is Russell’s birthday and that she was working hard to channel her energies to him because he is in New Zealand now. She also informed me that he was getting married today.
 
I was in shock. I had this gut feeling that she was talking about Russell Crowe the actor. I Google searched his name and to my surprise it was his birthday and he was getting married that very day.
 
I then started telling this lady that only minutes before he went to the alter to take his vows, he read her letter and put it in his inside jacket pocket right next to his heart. She sighed and moaned with that. I personally think by this time she was playing with her kitty. Which never happened before or since that day with other callers. At least I don’t think it did.
 
I love the movie Gladiator. It’s such a guy flick filled with great virtues. The Narcissist vs the Humble and a man that is a respected leader even as a slave alongside his sworn enemies. I’ve watched that movie over and over and over again at that time.
 
I told this woman about Russell’s regrets for marrying this woman even as he said the words, “I do” I also described Russell the way I would describe Russell’s character, Maximus, strong, leader, fearless and honorable. With every sentence I uttered, she responded with a sighing, “Yes!” I could not believe that this woman in her mid-forties was pining over a man that she had never met. This was purely pathetic. She paid $420 an hour for a stranger to tell her details about someone whom he does not know.
 
This went on for way more than an hour until her money ran out. Over the next few months, she called several times still wanting to know about her fantasy all the while distancing herself from any man that was real.
 
I’m gonna tweet this to Russell Crowe with my sincere apologies to him. @RussellCrowe

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